Yo mama so ugly that when tried to register in Facebook and failed a new message appeared - 'Please register somewhere else!'
Yo mama is so ugly that she often hears the people telling her - 'Woow, nice costume!'
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was on hiking once she was barely shooted by a scared to death hunter.
Yo mama is so ugly that she fainted when she spotted herself in a mirror for a first time.
Yo mama so ugly that when she met the postman at the home door once, he wispered - " Please, I don't wanna die!