Jokes / Funny quotes about cats

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens -- Abraham Lincoln
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff. -- Anon
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. -- Anon
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. -- Alfred North Whitehead
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, ''I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?'' -- Bette Midler
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. -- Doug Larson
One cat just leads to another. -- Ernest Hemingway
The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron. -- George Will
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. --  Hippolyte Taine
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -- Jeff Valdez
A home without a cat--and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat--may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title? -- Mark Twain
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. -- Mark Twain
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. -- Mark Twain
That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her. -- Mark Twain
You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does - but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.  -- Mark Twain
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.  -- Mary Bly
When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? -- Michael de Montaigne
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. -- Missy Dizick
If cats could talk, they wouldn't. -- Nan Porter
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. -- Robertson Davies
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. -- Stephen Baker

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