Yo mama is so ugly she tried to step into the bathtub and the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy met her at the pound!
Yo mama's so ugly she went in the bank and they turned off all the security cams.
Yo mama's so ugly she looked in the mirror and screamed!
Yo mama’s so ugly, God had to take an extra day of rest after He created her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"
Yo mama so ugly that when tried to register in Facebook and failed a new message appeared - 'Please register somewhere else!'
Yo mama is so ugly that she often hears the people telling her - 'Woow, nice costume!'
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was on hiking once she was barely shooted by a scared to death hunter.
Yo mama is so ugly that she fainted when she spotted herself in a mirror for a first time.
Yo mama so ugly that when she met the postman at the home door once, he wispered - " Please, I don't wanna die!
Yo Mama so fat that George Lucas invited her to play DJABA in the next episode.
Yo Mama so fat that every diet commercial want her to play the "how not to eat" example and asking the audience - " You definitely don't wanna look like this, right?'
Yo Mama so ugly they invited her to play in the incoming Godzila episode. The director gladly said -'' She is perfect for the role besides she's naturally BOLD anyway!"
Yo Mama is so fat when she met The Most Fattest Man on Earth , she asked him -'' Are you using some sort of new diet?'
Everyone in the city knows Yo Mama is the ugliest person around, that's why they often want to borrow her to scare their new neighbours on Helloween.
Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!
Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.
Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.
Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the rent!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her AND her parents!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says "viewer discretion is advised."
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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