Yo Momma Jokes / So...

Yo momma so fat she woke up in sections.

Yo mama soo stupid she googled google.

Yo mama so hairy that people runs up to her and say”chewbacca can i have your autograph?”.

Yo mama so dirty when i threw her on the ground i got arrested for litering.

Yo mama so fat she was on both sides of the family.

Yo Momma Jokes / So Damn Fat !

Yo momma is so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going.

Ur momma’s  so fat, she hitch-hikes on dump trucks.

Yo momma’s so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

Ur momma’s so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over WalMart and landed right on Target.
Ur momma’s so fat that she needs a sock for each toe.

Yo Momma Jokes / So Ugly

Yo Mama so ugly, on Halloween people dress as her!

Your momma's so obsessed with herself she strips in front of the mirror!!!!!

Yo mamma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Your momma's so poor when i went in her house and stood on a burning cigaratte she said who turned off the heating

Yo mama so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. 

Yo Momma Jokes / So old, fat and stupid.

Yo mama so fat she went to the beach and a whale jumped out of the water and said,"WE are family even though your fater than me."

Yo mama so nasty they won't even eat her on fear factor.

yo mamma's so stupid she bought a donut then took it back cos it had a hole in it

Yo mama's so fat part of her is still in yesterday.

Yo mama so old that when she went to school there was no history!

Yo Mama Jokes / Arms so short

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo Mama Jokes / Yo Mama House

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo Mama Jokes / Fat and Dumb

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo momma so dumb it takes her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo mama so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo Mama Jokes / Damn Fat

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"

Your mama so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Your mama so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

Your mama so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.

Yo Momma Jokes / So

Yo momma so poor when I farted in her house she yelled “Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.”

Yo mama's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

Yo mama soo black when she goes to night school they mark her absent.

Yo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last and it’s still printing!

Yo mama so ugly even Chuck Norris is scared of her.

Yo Momma Jokes / Soo Fat

Yo mama's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

Yo mama is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world.

Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount.

Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides the family.

Yo mama so fat God could not even lift her spirt.

Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed.

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