Jokes / Blind Date
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Dave sets up Graham to go on a blind date with Helen, a friend of his. But Graham is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.
"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Graham, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry." Dave says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout Aaugghh! and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Andy knocks at Shirleys door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. Andy's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaugghh!"
"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Graham, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry." Dave says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout Aaugghh! and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Andy knocks at Shirleys door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. Andy's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaugghh!"
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