I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,
"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Two thugs
werea trying to steal an old lady's handbag, but she
putting up a Hell of a fight and wouldn't let go. 
I wondered if I should get involved, or keep walking
and pretend I didn't see anything... I finally decided
that I should help. 
It didn't take the three of us very long to get her handbag.