Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo momma so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.
Yo momma so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.