Yo mama's so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid when your daddy said it was chilly outside, yo mama went and got a blow.
Yo mama so stupid she went to Thailand to find a tie-fighter.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama so stupid that when she threw a rock on the ground, she missed.
Yo mama so stupid, she was chained to a water fountain and died of dehydration.
Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a Sorority.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a bl*wjob.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Yo momma's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo momma is so deaf, you said happy mother’s day and she said she don’t wanna play.
Welcome to the fall, yo momma isn’t welcome.
Your mama is so stupid that she put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.
Yo mama so stupid that when the computer said press any key to continue she couldn't find the key named anykey.
Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
she did.
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
Yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo momma so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.
Yo momma so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton just because it said concentrate.
Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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