It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family are just
    waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at
    the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!
    
    "Who's been eating my porridge?!" he squeaks.
    
    Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks
    into his big bowl. It is also empty!
    
    "Who's been eating my porridge?!" he roars.
    
    Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
    and screams, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through
    this? I haven't made the f*cking porridge yet!!"