Yo mama is so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed half my show.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."