Yo momma is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
Yo mamma so old she has the autographed version of the Bible.
Yo momma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma's so stupid, she call you a son of a bitch.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
Yo momma so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma is so fat god cant lift her spirit.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama is so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed half my show.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
You mama is so fat when she when on the weighing scale it said, "One at a time please."
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama is so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo momma is so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma is so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops
Yo momma is so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
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