Yo Mama Jokes / Yo momma is like

Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow. 

Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!  

Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed.  

Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!

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