Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for new world.
Yo mama's so fat that when shesits on the beach.
Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.
Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
Yo mama's so short she has to look down to look up