Yo momma's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped !
Yo mama like a shotgun first the gets cocked then she blows then she gets laid in the closet.
Yo momma is so ugly when she tried to get into the ugly competition the judge's said "sorry, no professionals"
Yo mamma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"