Ur momma

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the
bitches good side!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George
Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's
wearing tights!

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