Yo Mama is so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it and thought it was a Twinkie!
Yo momma so fat, she can only get a boyfriend through gravity.
Yo mama's so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama's so fat she uses a paint roller for lipstick.
Yo mama's so stupid i saw her yelling in an envelope i said wat are you doing she said sending voice mail.