A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon are sitting around talking about their families.
The Jewish guy says, `I have four sons. One more boy and I can have a basketball team.`
The Catholic says, `Well, I have eight sons one more, and I`ll have me a baseball team.`
Not to be outdone, the Morman says, `I`ve got 17 wives. One more hole and I`ll have myself a golf course.`