Yo Mama so ugly, on Halloween people dress as her!
Your momma's so obsessed with herself she strips in front of the mirror!!!!!
Yo mamma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to infinity and beyond.
Your momma's so poor when i went in her house and stood on a burning cigaratte she said who turned off the heating
Yo mama so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.