Yo momma so poor when I farted in her house she yelled “Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.”
Yo mama's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama soo black when she goes to night school they mark her absent.
Yo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so ugly even Chuck Norris is scared of her.