Yo Mama Jokes / So Skinny


Yo mama so skinny she was marked absent for standing sideways.

Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain.

Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "Next please."

Yo mama so skinny she gave a new name to anorexia.

Yo mama so skinny she stepped on the scale and it said "air cannot be weighed."

Yo Mama Jokes / Yo mama' so skinny


Yo mama's so skinny she has to wear a belt when she wears spandex.

Yo mama's so skinny has to run around the shower in order to get wet.

Yo mama's so skinny if she had dreads, I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. 

Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and I thought she was pregnant. 

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