Jokes / Top 10 reasons why TV is better than WWW

Below are the top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web:
  • 10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

  • 9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

  • 8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV-even on MTV.

  • 7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

  • 6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

  • 5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

  • 4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

  • 3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

  • 2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

  • 1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

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