Jokes/ Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

There are things, you really don't wanna hear during surgery:
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  • Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  • Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop
  • "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
  • Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  • Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie
  • Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
  • “Ok, will finish that crap later!”
  • Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
  • “Guys the game begins, turn on the tv!”
  • Damn, there go the lights again...
  • “What the f**k is this? Don’t know…push it back..”
  • "You know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."
  • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  • Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
  • What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
  • Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
  • This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
  • Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
  • Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.
  • What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
  • She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
  • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!


2 Response to "Jokes/ Things you don't want to hear during surgery:"

  1. Jessy says:

    "who are you, don't know you."
    "plese Doc, calm down.. " rolf

    s3x pistol says:

    hahah

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