Yo  mama so fat when she got out of the house in a green shirt, people in japan started screaming "GODZILLA!!!!!!!"
 
Yo mama is so stupid i saw her yelling in an envelope i said wat are you doing she said sending voice mail.
 
Your mama is so poor when i went in her house and stood on a burning cigaratte she said who turned off the heating.
 
Yo mama so fat she went to sears to get a water bed and instead they covered the pacific ocean with a blanket.
 
Yo mama is so fat one side of her butt has a different area code.
 
Yo mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare.