Yo Momma Jokes / So...

Yo momma so fat she woke up in sections.

Yo mama soo stupid she googled google.

Yo mama so hairy that people runs up to her and say”chewbacca can i have your autograph?”.

Yo mama so dirty when i threw her on the ground i got arrested for litering.

Yo mama so fat she was on both sides of the family.



Yo Momma Jokes / So Damn Fat !

Yo momma is so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going.

Ur momma’s  so fat, she hitch-hikes on dump trucks.


Yo momma’s so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!


Ur momma’s so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over WalMart and landed right on Target.
Ur momma’s so fat that she needs a sock for each toe.

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