A New York boy was being led through the swamps of
 Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't
 attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
 The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya
 carry the flashlight."

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.
 He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around
 his head.
 The druggist says "May I help you?" 
 The blind man replies "No thank you, I'm just looking
 around."