Top 15 funny sayings in court


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Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

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What happened then?
He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Did he kill you?

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Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

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Can you describe the individual?
He was about medium height and had a beard.
Was this a male or female?

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Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

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Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
By death.
And by whose death was it terminated?

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She had three children, right?
Yes.
How many were boys?
None.
Were there girls?

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What is your martial status?
Fair.

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Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?”
“What happens if I say no?”

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What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Were you present when your picture was taken?
Would you repeat the question?

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You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Yes.
And these stairs, did they go up also?

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All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

Oral..

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Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
Yes.
Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
Yes, sir.
What did she say?
What disco am I at?

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 How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the colision?



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